But I decided to write a blog post.
I'll try to write one everyday, ala a bunch of hip playwrights. I'll probably fail. They all seem to take cool photos and make astute 40 character or less observations about the world. I can barely fart in 40 characters or less.
Umm ok here are some highlights even though the person who reads this blog is mostly my grandma (hi gram I love you you are my favorite person in the world)...
Got into Youngblood and I love it.
That dude and I still love each other. Gross.
I still don't own rainboots like a grown up
I wrote this play about New Jersey that I love
I've written so many vagina jokes and so many raps and LOCKED UP B*TCHES is a full length and I perform all the time and it's not a joke anymore.
I've eaten a lot of sweetgreen like an asshole.
I have started a new fitness thing. I look stupid doing it.
I appreciate my family way more than I did
I was, at one point, 30 feet from Tina Fey
I did my taxes and didn't feel like I was having a nervous breakdown
I am proud of my parents
I'm phasing out of babysitting (hey universe thanks for those paying enjoyable writing jobs DOPE)
I like the present and am optimistic about the future.
I still want a dog. I'm looking for a lease that allows a dog.
I like bitmojis.
I am an optimist.