I end up putting on my favorite metallic green leggings-from-space and some legwarmers and go as Jane Fonda
This year, I want to be Statler and Waldorf. Or, really, I want to be the balcony. Or slutty Statler and Waldorf. There's a lot of possibility. I'm not optimistic as to outcomes.
It would be tasteless to try to convince a bunch of people to dress as my monkey harem, right?