One of the characters in LOCKED UP B*TCHES is going to give birth to about a hundred puppies next week. I figured beanie babies would be good. I texted my mom, who has been on me about my health, about my old collection. And then this happened. Note "Chuwawa" is in reference to my rap alias "Chihuahua Fancy"
My mom rules.
I am babysitting this super genius who isn't in kindergarten and already is reading books at a third grade reading level. I text my mom, the literacy specialist about it. And it's all kind of downhill from there.
Maybe "texts from my mom" will become a series on this blog.
Guys one of my nearest and dearest is getting married (actually this year like 8 million of my friends are) and this means tonight I'm going to an establishment called "Hunkomania" near Times Square.
I went on their website.
I learned the world of Magic Mike is real.
And that Lady Gaga goes to strip clubs
I think I'm gonna wear this.
That's good, right?
I am an optimist.